Kelly Clarkson is fat. And picking her nose. (Hollywood PQ)
Bill Clinton hospitalized! But not for monkey poisoning like you probably thought. (TMZ)
Why is Britney Spears at the hospital again? You’ll never guess! (Bricks and Stones)
Cat fight altert: Bar Rafaeli hates Brooklyn Decker! (CelebNewsWire)
Doutzen Kroes’ cut-to-her-navel dress is nearly overshadowed by her horrible1960′s hairdo. (Moe Jackson)
Ha ha — undeniable proof that John Travolta’s wearing a wig. (Holy Moly)
Fringe’s Anna Torv topless in Esquire. (Egotastic)
Dolphin masturbates on Jennifer Garner! Should I be aroused or nauseated? (Hollywood Rag)
Kelly Cuoco does her thing in Maxim. (Hollywood Tuna)
A little Marisa Miller sideboob action! (The Grumpiest)
Want to stare into the gaping maw of hell? Try these pictures of Ivanka Trump in a bikini on for size. (The Blemish)
Suri Cruise photographed with a face full of makeup. Did I mention she was shopping at Sephora? She’s three fucking years old. (Socialite Life)
Amanda Bynes loves her some big penis. I would say “black dudes,” but that’s just redundant. (Litely Salted)
A beginner’s guide to passively-aggressively breaking up with your significant other before Valentine’s Day. (Pajiba)
All the Jennifer Garner in a little black dress you can stand. (UseMyComputer)
You’re a very good writer. And under-appreciated. Why is that?
Ugh, those were pictures of Ivana Trump, not Ivanka Trump. THought you were going for complete sarcasm until I clicked through. You just, you can’t do that to us first thing in the morning, please.