Charlize Theron in some serious fuck-me ankle boots. The baby ruins the whole aesthetic, though. (Moe Jackson)

If you’re a fan of bulging neck veins, then this gif’s for you. (Caveman Circus)

Nina Dobrev touches Conan O’Brien’s wiener with her feet while doing some kind of crazy handstand/backbend thing like she’s Cirque de Soleil or something. (Socialite Life)

Jennifer Lopez admits to having postpartum depression. Tom Cruise insists, “She’s glib!” (That Gossip Site)

Chelsea Handler minus makeup = the Red Skull’s zombie sister. (Bitten & Bound)

However Sofia Vergara minus makeup = boobs. Do the math — it checks out. (INF Daily)

And the additive inverse of hot: Eva Longoria plus makeup = open casket. (popoholic)

I know you’ve been thinking about this whole Obama gay marriage thing and just wondering, “Yeah, but what does Bristol Palin have to say about it?” (Evil Beet)

Get ready to cream your fanboy panties: The Avengers is getting a sequel. (popbytes)

Russell Brand will be hosting this years MTV Movie Awards, which I will not be watching, not because it’s Russell Brand, but because it’s the fucking MTV Movie Awards. (The Blemish)

Find out if Community and Parks & Recreaction got renewed for another season. (Pajiba)

Howard Stern’s Today Show interview was so wincingly uncomfortable that I actually couldn’t watch the whole thing. And he totally stole Rodney Dangerfield’s schtick. (Right Celebrity)

George Lucas is straight up gangsta. (The Superficial)