Minka Kelly looks like somebody’s damn mom in those tapered ankle-length jeans and white sneakers. Dear God WHY. (Moe Jackson)

The Seven Defining Characteristic of an Alpha Male, not a single one of which is “emitting powerful musky odor.” Explain that one to me. (Caveman Circus)

Justin Bieber’s swagger coach probably taught him that. (Hollywood Rag)

How to photobomb girl-on-girl pics, because there’s an art to it. (COED Magazine)

Miley Cyrus’ new movie “LOL” will not be promoted, in case the words “LOL” and “Miley Cyrus” didn’t tip you off that it was going to be a complete piece of shit. (The Blemish)

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively bought a $2 million dollar home together, which they will in turn sell for half that when liquidating assets in the divorce settlement. (Celeb Slam)

Jennifer Love Hewitt shows her tits… sort of. (Celeb Jihad)

And speaking of boobs, John Legend signs SI model Christine Teigen’s rack in Esquire. (G Celeb)

Unnecessary humping and gratuitous boobs aside, HBO’s “Game of Thrones” is apparently a pretty decent show. (Jezebel)

Guiliana Rancic reveals she has a baby on the way via surrogate on “The Today Show.” (Bitten & Bound)

Hilary Duff does a lot of weird shit with her baby, but rest assured, that weird shit certainly doesn’t include any tricep extensions or time on the treadmill. (Evil Beet)

Lana del Rey’s new video for “Carmen” is out. I would never publicly admit it, but I secretly like a couple of her songs. I know. I hate myself for it, too. (popbytes)