Demi Lovato’s thunder-thighed upskirt. (Celeb Jihad)

Aubrey O’Day is just a fucking train wreck. And that swimsuit is a complete Day Glo disaster. (The Grumpiest)

Jessica Alba tweets a photo of her hot-mama bikini body. (popholic)

The Sesame Street take on “Call Me Maybe” — Cookie Monster’s Share it Maybe. (popbytes)

Lana del Rey’s lip is even huger than before. (Moe Jackson)

Nicki Minaj is giving JLo a real run for the money in the spoiled egotistical diva department. (Hollywood Rag)

Tara Reid. Bikini. Ew. (Hollywood PQ)

Amanda Seyfriend and Jennifer Carpenter wear yoga pants together! I’m pretty sure that’s an euphemism for “they’re lesbians.” (G Celeb)

Double face palm: for when one palm is not enough. (Caveman Circus)

The Christian Grey composite sketch looks like a damn serial killer. (Bitten & Bound)

Part of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise divorce settlement was putting the kibosh on Scientology exposure for Suri. (Celebitchy)

Adele’s due in a few weeks, which means she was so fat before that nobody noticed she was EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT until now. (Evil Beet)

Janice Dickinson goes surfing in a tiny bikini, and it’s even more disturbing than it sounds. (Huffington Post)

27 of the hardest working bras in show business. (COED Magazine)