Samuel Jackson says he’s sorry that Hurricane Isaac isn’t hitting Tampa, which is okay for him to say because Tampa isn’t a chocolate city. (Huffington Post)

Sophie Howard forgets her shirt in a photoshoot for Nuts magazine. (G Celeb)

If you miss the good ol’ days of the 80′ and 90′s, take a trip back in pop culture time without having to take three hits of acid. (Caveman Circus)

LeAnn Rimes launches her own personal bikini website with a forum for her “Spitfire Social Club.” If only I could actually spit fire on her. Or just spit on her. (Evil Beet)

Prince Harry’s naked Vegas time isn’t confined to photos — there’s video! (Bitten & Bound)

Kate Upton in a bikini for Skullcandy’s “Supermodel” headphones, because you can’t listen to music without tits. (Moe Jackson)

Kate Hudson looks frumpy and old at the Venice Film Festival. (Eye on Celebs)

Lady Gaga recorded her new album naked. Not emotionally naked, but naked naked. I’m still not gonna buy it. (The Blemish)

I wanna beat Carly Rae Jepsen with that racquet she’s holding, or at least pelt her with a couple of tennis balls. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie’s new fragrance is based on the smells from her childhood. So probably ashtrays and gericurl, then. (Hollywood Rag)

Kim Kardashian tweets more photos of herself than any other celebrity on Twitter. (Hollywood PQ)

Aubrey O’Day’s bikini pictures are better when her head’s not in them. (The Grumpiest)

Now you can out spouses cheating on soldiers while they’re deployed. (Jezebel)