Sofia Vergara tops Ask Men’s Most Desirable Women Poll for 2012. (COED Magazine)

Paula Patton’s pants are totally see-through. Ooh, I see London, I see France! Yes, that’s just how mature I am. (G Celeb)

Damn, nature, you are one sexy beast! (Caveman Circus)

Candice Swanepoel continues frolicking in the sand in a tiny bikini for the Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog photo shoot. (Hollywood Rag)

Oh, how darling — Jennifer Lopez brought her twenty-something man-puppy with her to New York. I hope he didn’t wee in his carrier. (Moe Jackson)

Daniel Radcliffe thinks shorn lady-parts are disgusting. Um, okay. Way to dispel those pesky gay rumors, dude. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Bell on TV blubbering about a sloth. It’s a slow Tuesday, alright? (Seriously? OMG)

The new horror movie “V/H/S” reportedly makes two people physically ill at the Sundance Film Festival. It sounds to me like the directors planted a couple of people in the audience to “pass out” so they’d have a story the media would pick up, thereby giving the movie a whole lot of free press. (Celebrity Smack)

Katy Perry sets a boobie-trap! It’s the only kind of trap I’m comfortable sticking my face in. (Celeb Jihad)

Super Bowl viewers may not be treated to images of dead fetuses during the game after all. I know you’re disappointed, but maybe we’ll see some dried-up placentas at half-time. (Jezebel)

And speaking of the Super Bowl, David Beckham’s Super Bowl commercial features a lot of washboard abs and absolutely no pants. (Bitten & Bound)

Now you know what Courtney Stodden looks like mounting a giant red pillow. (Evil Beet)

Aubry O’Day’s sad, sad fanny in a thong. I’m embarrassed for her, and she’s the one who posted the pic in the first place. (Drunken Stepfather)