The single most disturbing thing I have seen since “Two Girls, One Cup.” (The Dirty)

Tila Tequila is wearing her belt all wrong. Like instead of a shirt. (Hollywood Rag)

The full list of the 2010 MTV Awards nominees. (Holy Moly!)

Ha ha — Rihanna wipes the fuck out onstage like a baby giraffe being clotheslined. (Drunken Stepfather)

You’ve seen the pictures — now there’s video of Taylor Momsen screeching her way through “You Make Me Wanna Die.” (Moe Jackson)

Cops are called to Heidi and Spencer’s L.A. home! But not because they found the bodies of several underage girls under the stairs. (Bricks and Stones)

Kelly Brook might have had a mortician do her makeup, but she more than makes up for it by not wearing a bra. (Celebrity Odor)

Rachel Uchitel’s texts to David Boreanaz are really kind of a boner-killer, to be honest. (The Blemish)

Stephen Baldwin should NEVER take his shirt off. The end. (Litely Salted)

Audrina Partridge’s wonky boobs in a bikini, now in high-def! (UseMyComputer)

Olivia Munn in a bikini, just because. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Aw, poor Kim Kardashian can’t even afford a whole dress. Maybe she should let somebody pee on her again. (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Watson nipslip. Dirtius Perviosa! (Glamzilla)

A stellar selection of awesomely bad fight scenes. (Caveman Circus)

Does looking at AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini ever get old? (The Grumpiest)