Jessica Alba tries to cook, almost sets fire. (Allie is Wired)

If you’re weird and have issues, click to see Paris Hilton nip slip. (Glamcrunch)

Kim Zolciak of “Real Housewives” forgot to look down on her way out of the house. (BricksandStones)

Scarlett Johansson: I didn’t want to just be the sensual vision in a tight outfit…says the girl in a tight bodysuit. (Celebitchy)

Michelle Trachtenberg enjoys the Joy of Bacon. (Celebslam)

The official sexiest woman in the whole world Cheryl Cole does a sexy shoot. (Holy Moly!)

Join in on the Kate Hudson titty watch. (Dlisted)

Megan Fox as a greasy corseted whore in Jonah Hex. (Popoholic)

Kate Gosselin’s shitty book bombs, world laughs. (Litely Salted)

Erin Cummings at the Nightmare on Elm Street premiere. (UseMyComputer)

Lindsay Lohan is headed toward the pokey. (The Blemish)

Ricky Martin gets political at the Billboard Latin Music Awards. (Socialite Life)

Claire Danes at Chopard Celebrates 150 Years Of Excellence (Moe Jackson)

Enjoy Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Camel Toe Shots! (Mr. Skin)