100% lesbian Tila Tequila claims via Twitter that she’s going to rape her boyfriend. Uh, what? (Litely Salted)

Katy Perry sports some cameltoe. (Glamcrunch)

Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan, including ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who is calling for her suicide. Ouch. (Celebslam)

Michael Lohan holds a press conference to tell everyone what they already knew about his daughter. I’m just surprised anyone showed up. (Holy Moly!)

Ricky Martin’s coming out may not have been so much “on his own terms”  as “his shrewish boyfriend threatened to out him if he didn’t do it himself”. (omg blog)

Because it’s the thing to do now, Jesse James checks himself into sex rehab. Oh please, it’s not a disease, it’s called being a shitty husband and person in general. (CelebNewsWire)

Blathering idiot Sean Penn gets owned by Maria Conchita Alonso. Hee! The downside is, she’s now on his “you should die from rectal cancer” list. (Agent Bedhead)

Jane Marsh at the premiere of ” Clash of the Titans”. (Moe Jackson)

A lady in granny panties and lace legging pretending to be Lady Gaga. (Socialite Life)

Candice Swanepoel promoting Victoria’s Secret new “The Nakeds” collection in Chicago. (Hollywood Rag)

Tiger Woods had period sex with Mindy Lawton, according to The Enquirer, who picked up her used tampon to use as proof.  (The Blemish)

Blake Lively bent over, chained and spanked. You’re welcome. (Celeb Jihad)

Elizabeth Taylor says she doesn’t want any more life-saving surgeries. (Celebitchy)