Vanessa Hudgens decides to go braless, which would be great if she didn’t look like a real-life lady lover. (INF Daily)

Meet the NFL’s brainiest cheerleader, than stare shamelessly at her tits. Like you weren’t gonna do that anyway. (Busted Coverage)

Minnie Driver in a bikini for those of you who like being disappointed. (G Celeb)

Justin Bieber arrested for indecent exposure! He must have finally shown somebody his vagina. (Celeb Jihad)

Ana Beatriz Barros in a bikini FTW. (The Grumpiest)

Lindsay Lohan wants you to know she is still in her prime. That’s why she tattooed “in my prime” on her ribcage. (The Blemish)

Pippa Middleton goes around flaunting her perfect ass all over town. (Moe Jackson)

Madonna’s arms look considerably less veiny! Those placenta wraps must really do the trick. (Hollywood Rag)

Demi Lovato outrages parents by being photographed with a pack of smokes in her purse. I’m glad parents have figured out that cigarettes are the real evil, not stupid shit like “assault” or “cutting” or “rampant eating disorders.” (Anything Hollywood)

Marc Anthony reveals the reason behind his and JLo’s split. (Gone Hollywood)

Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful woman in all of Puppet Land. (Use My Computer)

Kim Kardashian announces her intentions to get knocked up so there can be a Kardashian Baby Extravaganza and lots of baby product endorsements. (Allie is Wired)

The Hottest Women of the U.S. Open. Love all! Get it? It’s a tennis joke! No charge for awesomeness. (COED Magazine)

Audrina Patridge and her mom in matching bikinis at the beach. (Bricks & Stones)

Kate Winslet claims to be completely anti-plastic surgery, so it’s weird she’d show up on the red carpet with a totally tweaked face. (Celebitchy)