Leighton Meester long legs megapost. (CelebJihad)

Elizabeth Hurley uses her awesome rack and bikini-clad models to promote her swimwear collection. Finally, someone’s adopting MY business model! (UseMyComputer)

I totally missed Mila Kunis at the Costume Institute Gala, but she looks absolutely gorgeous. (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Alba might have lasered off her neck tattoo, but she still has that hideous ass crack one. (Hollywood Rag)

Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People, and I didn’t make the list. Blasphemy! (Holy Moly!)

Tila Tequila has created her own celebrity gossip website. I’m sure that will make for some interesting reading. (Litely Salted)

Gasp! Kendra Wilkinson has a sex tape, and she’s not happy about it. (Celebitchy)

Because Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t have all the car accident fun — Mischa Barton snaps some cellphone pics while she’s driving. (CityRag)

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ Hollywood Walk of Fame star is spelled wrong. “Benes” only has one s. (CelebNewsWire)

Rosie Jones topless because it’s hump day. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Justin Bieber freezes up when interviewers ask him for his insight on the nature of existentialism if Bieber means “basketball” in German. (Celebrity Odor)

Teresa looks like a tranny in a bad Slash wig at the Real Housewives premiere party. (The Dirty)

Pamela Anderson’s skanky ass will no longer shimmy and shake on DWTS. (Celebrity Smack)

Heidi Montag has already scheduled her next breast enlargement. (Wonderwall)

Things that make you go awwww… (People)

Charlie Sheen gives up custody of his two kids with Denise Richards. (TMZ)