Note to Adrian Brody: never go full-retard. (Pajiba)

AnnaLynne McCord goes straight… and it makes me wanna go gay. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Dina Lohan explains it all! (IDLYITW)

Why breast implants can’t salvage everything: Exhibit A. (The Dirty)

Lady Gaga gets wet onstage for the Today Show. (Celebitchy)

I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation as to why Alexander Skarsgard is eating that dude’s ass in this video. (CelebNewsWire)

Baby and cat love: your weekly dose of cute. (omg blog)

Sophie Monk looks sick. And not sick as in hot; sick as in you’re HIV positive. (Moe Jackson)

Christina Hendricks still looks sexy, even in a series of terrible hats. (Evil Beet)

Jessica Alba has a thing for Chanel. Or for Bozo the Clown. It’s hard to tell from the pictures. (Derek Hail)

Maria Sharapova camel toe! (Glamzilla)

Drew Barrymore looking totally magical on the cover of Elle. (Bricks and Stones)

Whitney Port in a bikini, in case you needed a good case of “meh.” (Celebrity Odor)

Remember Sublime? They’re still doing stuff. (The Rad Report)

A man claiming to be LeBron James’ father is suing him for tampering with a DNA test, but all anybody cares about is what team he’s gonna go with. (Right TV)