George Lopez’ awful late-night show gets canceled, presumably because he’s not funny. (Bitten & Bound)

The Annual Russian Sex Doll Floating Challenge! How is this the first of I’m ever hearing of this? (Bro Bible)

Arianne Celeste does what she does best: bikinis. (COED Magazine)

See The Situation’s take on job-interview-appropriate attire. (Hollywood Rag)

Selena Gomez in a sparkle hoodie half-shirt. It’s everything I ever wanted to wear back in 1984. (Moe Jackson)

Hulk Hogan’s take on the London riots. Um, okay. (Holy Moly!)

Jenn Sterger keeps posting pics reminding us why Brett Farve would want to send her pictures of his wiener. (Caveman Circus)

Is this a photo of Miley Cyrus as a naked sex slave, or just really, really shoddy photoshop? Only the experts know for sure! (Celeb Jihad)

Vienna Girardi shows off her new nose in — what else? — a bikini photo shoot. (Bricks and Stones)

Ali Lohan is a professional model now. Apparently freckles and huge eyebrows are a hot commodity in the modeling industry these days. (Allie is Wired)

James Franco talks sex tapes, porn stars, and his grandma. It’s the most logical of all conversational transitions. (Anything Hollywood)

Was Arnold’s “I Survived Maria” t-shirt in bad taste? (Gone Hollywood)

The new Planet of the Apes movie surpasses all expectation. Let’s all pound our fists and jump up and down and screech really loud in appreciation. (Pajiba)

Who is Marisa Ruckel, you ask? Allow me to introduce the words “Volleyball Prostitute” into your vocabulary. (Busted Coverage)

The world’s most expensive dress features a 70 carat pear-shaped diamond and a thirty million dollar price tag. (Post Chronicle)

Cat fight: Jessica Simpson vs Nicole Richie! (Evil Beet)