Shirtless Mark Wahlberg pictures, just because. (INF Daily)

Adam Levine and ‘SI’ model Anne Vayalitsyna split, in an “amicable and supportive manner”, which is code for “we hate each others guts and broke up during an expletive-filled screaming match”. (Bitten and Bound)

I had a Barbie that looked just like Katy Perry did at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards. Sans the herpes, of course. (Moe Jackson)

Salma Hayek talks forever in Lucky Magazine, but all we care about is her rack. (Evil Beet)

Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack and Jill” won every single Razzie Award. I suppose you can say that it’s an award-winning movie, if you want to look at it as a glass-half-full kind of way. (Holy Moly!)

‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman gets on welfare, receives death threats. (The Superficial)

I wonder how many hand jobs did Ashton Kutcher have to give to get the part of Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic? (The Blemish)

Is Christina Aguilera pregnant, or is her beer gut happy to see me? (Celebslam)

Lindsay Lohan’s transformation from cute little tyke to Botoxed coke-whore is detailed in the most frightening video you’ll see in a long time. (COED Magazine)

Jennifer Lawrence compares America watching the Kardashian’s divorce drama to the fictional Hunger Games. Okay, but where does the part that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries kill each other come in? Inquiring minds want to know. (Celebs.com)