You know how I love high-brow humor: Seven of the Funniest Fart Scenes in Movies. (COED Magazine)

Everything you wanted to know about the new Harry Potter movie. And then some. (Pajiba)

Kelly Brook in a bikini never disappoints. (Moe Jackson)

Jay Cutler suns his poor baby MCL next to girlfriend Kristin Cavallari in a bikini. (Busted Coverage)

Watch some chick in a bikini get pile-driven by a woman in a folding chair. If only every day were this good. (Caveman Circus)

If you like ladies without their tops… oh, who am I kidding, we ALL like ladies without their tops. Lela Star included. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Demi Lovato tries to be sexy, fails. (Celeb Jihad)

Kelly Brook bikini. Remember how I told you in never gets old? (The Grumpiest)

AnneLynne McCord in her bra and underpants getting egged in public. Filming some kind of fetish video, I assume. (G Celeb)

Ed Westwick goes shirtless and gives us a little taste of his furry moobs. (Celebitchy)

Breaking news: Ryan Gosling is secretly a dork. Further bulletin as events warrant! (Evil Beet)

If this dude isn’t gay, I’ll eat my fucking hat. (The Dirty)

Tyler Shields reveals yet another “controversial” Lindsay Lohan picture showing some man grabbing her tit in the back of a car. (Amy Grindhouse)

Celebrity booty-off: high score, Rihanna! (Hollywood Rag)

The Red Hot Chili Peppers have a new single out. (ONTD)

What do you get when Peaches Geldorf and Kelly Osbourne hit up Dolce & & Gabbana party? Two blondes I would never have sex with, for starters. (Holy Moly!)