This video of Maria Menounos getting a spray tan in a bikini makes me uncomfortable. (Celeb Slam)

Megan Fox has no business being on the cover of Vanity Fair’s annual comedy issue. (Celebitchy)

Disney has to cough up $319 million in an ironically labeled “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” lawsuit. (Huffington Post)

Frankie Muniz suffered a stroke, which might explain “Extreme Movie.” (The Blemish)

Ana Beatriz Barros has always held the key to my pants heart. (Hollywood Rag)

Anne Hathaway just looks scary here. It’s the eyes. It looks like she’s got binocular vision, like a horse. (Hollywood PQ)

Scarlett Johansson’s new Dolce & Gabbana ad is missing something VERY important. (Popoholic)

Madelyn Monroe’s hotness is undeniable, according to those in the know. (Caveman Circus)

I saw the words “Anderson Cooper” and “sunburned eyeballs” and just assumed it was a euphemism for some kind of weird gay sex act. (Bitten & Bound)

Justin Bieber’s new perfume ad might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. (Evil Beet)

Jessica Biel tries to steal Kate Middleton’s thunder! (Moe Jackson)