Larion Zoe and her blindfolded boobies take a shower: the fascinating story. (G Celeb)

Finish out the day with a bevy of sports hilarity. To quote Homer Simpson, “‘Football in the Groin’ has a football in the groin!” (Caveman Circus)

Scarlett Johnasson in one of the ugliest dresses I’ve ever seen at the London premiere of “The Avengers.” It hurts my soul to look at it. (Moe Jackson)

Demi Lovato wears her new weight well. Some guys like hips and thighs. (Hollywood Rag)

Lindsay Lohan isn’t a million dollars in debt — she’s actually closer to three million dollars in debt. (Celebitchy)

Why we need to keep talking about the white girls on “Girls” racial discrimination blah blah women of color blah blah Treyvon Martin blah. (Jezebel)

I have never seen Jennifer Nicole Lee in anything other than a bikini. Today is no different. (The Grumpiest)

20-pounds-lighter Anne Hathaway with a lesbian haircut ought to cure and uncomfortable midday erections you might have. (Seriously? OMG)

Jason Segel can’t keep his tongue out of Michelle Williams’ throat. (Evil Beet)

Camila Belle is like a modern day Scarlett O’Hara. I think I’m in love! (The Blemish)

Kelly Brook has a Tumblr page, and it is all kinds of fantastic. (Celeb Slam)