Amanda Bynes finds a use for Twitter. (TheBlemish)

So does Eli Roth, who almost died and lived to Tweet about it. (EvilBeet)

Mariah Carey was totally (and hilariously) messed up on some serious shit at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. (LitelySalted)

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali say goodbye to St. Barths. (PopSugar)

Taylor Lautner is the highest paid teen actor. (ASL)

Jessica Simpson curled her hair, and apparently it’s supposed to be important. (TheSuperficial)

Holly Madison likes to lounge on shirtless men. (HollywoodRag)

Kate Gosselin is on the cover of People, and she unbelievably found a new hairdo that made her old one look good by comparison. (DListed)

The spectacle of famewhores “mourning” Casey Johnson continues. (Allie)

Amanda Seyfried is on the cover of the Feb 2010 issue of Lucky magazine. (JustJared)

Jennifer Lopez thinks she deserves an Oscar. (CelebNewsWire)

Gary Coleman is in hospital. (CelebSmack)