If Terry Richardson were an Asian girl… (Caveman Circus)

Now it’s time to shamelessly ogle Nickelodeon’s latest jailbait talent. (G Celeb)

I can never look at David Beckham the same way again. Nev-er. (INF Daily)

Is Katie Holmes “devastated” by Tom Cruise’s rock star shoot for Interview magazine? I don’t know, but I’m pretty devastated she decided to pass on the makeup and hairbrush. (Celebitchy)

Cuba Gooding, Jr./Russell Crowe photobomb! (Celeb Slam)

Tara Reid is in a bikini. Do with that what you will. I’m not here to judge. (The Grumpiest)

Honestly, I read the word “P. Diddy” and my blood pressure goes up ten points. (Jezebel)

If you like big fake boobs on big fake redheads, then I pity and despise you, but Amy Childs is the answer to your prayers. (Moe Jackson)

Brooke Mueller’s back in rehab for the 4,695th time. Hey, 4,696th time’s a charm! (Hollywood Rag)

The Magic Mike poster may be the gayest thing that has ever gayed. (Socialite Life)

Paulina Gretzky photos are always a nice way to start the weekend. As are bong hits and mojitos. (Busted Coverage)