Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s marriage vows apparently expire after 4 years, so they got them renewed in Austria. (INF Daily)

Kanye West goes on a date with Kim Kardashian with his pants down. That’s okay, I don’t think Kim’s the cuddling type. (Holy Moly!)

Chris Brown has a dramatic weight loss, apparently still pining away for Rihanna. I bet his fist really misses her face. (Allie is Wired)

Taylor Swift and Shania Twain shoot the homeless. (Celeb Jihad)

Mariah Carey reportedly losing 70 pounds requires her to wear pants 2 sizes too small. That’s got to be the biggest and most horrifying camel toe I’ve ever seen. (Evil Beet)

So, Lindsay Lohan made it in time to go to the White House Correspondents’s party…in a dress that’s awfully reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe. Um, are you trying to make a point here? (Celebitchy)

Sara Jean Underwood dons bikinis and purple Chewbacca boots for J Valentine. (COED Magazine)

Kristen Stewart does a photoshoot with someone who is not Robert Pattinson. She’s all burnt out on the sparkly-glowy, maybe. (G Celeb)

A ripped Mark Wahlberg in only an apron and combat boots. I approve of this post. (Celebuzz!)

Sandra Bullock goes shopping with a mystery man, acts all clandestine. (Lainey Gossip)

Mel Gibson addressed his latest rant on ‘The Tonight Show’. Hey, it’s all fun and games until someone gets anally knifed to death, right? (The Superficial)