More South African Sports Illustrated swimsuit models than you can shake a stick at. (G Celeb)

I hate girls like this chick. She’s a less-talented version of Adrianne Curry. (Caveman Circus)

But I LOVE these girls — Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting the Golden Globes! (Huffington Post)

Tom Cruise smacked up some Scientology staffers — one of whom was a woman. (Celebitchy)

Marie Claire says Ashley Greene is the most beautiful vampire in the world, and there’s no arguing with Marie Claire. (Hollywood PQ)

Hulk Hogan is now suing Bubba the Love Sponge for $100 million dollars for leaking his sex tape. “That’s about $999,999 dollars too much,” says anyone who watched the footage. (Hollywood Rag)

Kelly Brook at the Crazy Horse’s “Forever Crazy” photocall in London, where she’ll be starring in a week-long cabaret. (Moe Jackson)

I will never listen to Peter Gabriel’s “Red Rain” the same way again. Ever. (Jezebel)

Kirk Cameron feels he has been “stoned” and “crucified” for his anti-gay remarks. Maybe you should keep your stupid facehole shut when it comes to deciding where other people can put their genitals next time. (Evil Beet)

Olivia Munn looks like a sexy silver disco snake. (popoholic)

Lauren Conrad’s new book “Beauty” hits bookshelves today, and if you want a former star of “The Hills” telling you what’s beautiful, I wish I could reach out through the screen and slap you across the face and tells you how much you suck. (City Rag)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson photographed together for the first time since the split. (Right Celebrity)

Because obviously, we need another remake of “Carrie.” Two just wasn’t enough. (Anything Hollywood)

Joe’s Jeans tries to replace their model’s thigh with her forearm. Photoshop FAIL. (Photoshop Disasters)