Octomom got all the graffiti in her home removed for free, thinks she’s a supermom. (Celebitchy)

Oh hey, while we’re on the subject of freaks of nature, Octomom is about to be upstaged by a Mexican woman about to give birth to NINE BABIES. (The Blemish)

Kim Kardashian had a “nude” “leak”. Read: Beyonce’s on the warpath. (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Aniston “doesn’t care” about Brad and Angelina’s upcoming nuptials. (Allie is Wired)

Russian model Natalia Vodianova talks about fat kids. (Holy Moly!)

A complete guide to hipster racism. (Jezebel)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon kiss for the cameras, renew vows in Paris. P.S. Nick Cannon looks like an idiot in those shoes. (INF Daily)

‘Bernie’, the new movie with Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine, is a certified blue-ribbon winner! (Moe Jackson)

Taylor Swift got a boob job or a Victoria’s Secret bra. You decide. (The Blemish)