Jim Carrey is off his meds and heading for a nervous breakdown. (Celebitchy)

Karolina Kurkova looks just as hot as she did ten years ago. (Moe Jackson)

SATC 2′s John Antorino is naked! (omg blog)

And speaking of SATC 2, here’s the second official trailer. (popbytes)

Khloe Kardashian flashes her tits at the paparazzi. (Gone Hollywood)

Heidi Montag is writing an action movie that she plans to star in. Not making this up. (Bricks and Stones)

Ha ha — Chace Crawford’s barn door is open on the red carpet. (Seriously? OMG)

Adrianne Curry finally shows us her pussy! (CityRag)

Amanda Woodward and Dr. Peter Burns break up (except not on Melrose Place). (Evil Beet)

Jamie Lynn Sigler bikini pics. (The Grumpiest)

Sigourney Weaver attacks James Cameron for not having breasts. Or something like that. (The Superficial)

Kelly Bensimon double nip-slippage! (The Fab Life)

Snooki is working at the Gelato Cafe, and apparently eating three times as much as she’s selling. (Hollywood Rag)

Michelle Bombshell apologizes to Sandra Bullock on TV for publicly humiliating her. Oh, the irony. (Holy Moly!)

Olivia Wilde barebacks it for charity. (UseMyComputer)

Jessica Simpson still fat, still not an ally of satin or anything strapless. (Socialite Life)

AI’s Kara DioGuardi’s strategically-posed naked Allure photos! (Right Celebrity)

Steve Carrell’s and Tina Fey’s new movie is completely frivolous and kind of dumb, but with enough of an edge of intelligence to make it insanely watchable. (Pajiba)

Hugh Hefner is 84 years young, and so are the women around him. When you add their ages collectively, that is. (Litely Salted)