The hottest tennis “ovas.” Not to be confused with the hottest tennis ovum. (COED Magazine)

Beyonce and Jay Z pose for holiday pics on vacation in St. Barts. (INF Daily)

Lana del Rey goes a deeper shade of auburn. I liked it. (Moe Jackson)

This poor bastard got saddled with the job of heaving Christina Aguilera out of the car one elephantine thigh at a time. (Hollywood Rag)

For all my loyal virgin geeks: checking in with cosplay queen Jessica Nigiri. (Caveman Circus)

28 words that don’t exist in the English language. Like “twatterdom,” for example. Believe me, I’ve petitioned Merriam-Websters more times than I can count. (Ned Hardy)

Kylie Minogue never met a disco ball she didn’t like. Or didn’t wanna wear as an outfit. (G Celeb)

Anne Hathaway is starving herself for “Les Miserable,” not because she has self-esteem issues and a skewed body image. Get it straight, dummy. (Right Celebrity)

Is Alec Baldwin leaving “30 Rock?” (Seriously? OMG)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is one step away from splashing herself with female deer urine to attract potential mates. (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Lawrence tells PETA to go fuck itself, PETA responds by crying and clenching its collective anus shut. (Celebitchy)