An old video of Beyonce explaining the finer point of playing pool goes viral. (The Daily Stab)

All the Irina Shayk you cannes stand at the Cannes Film Festival. See what I did there? I should probably go lay down now. World play that obscure can really tire a girl out. (Moe Jackson)

Miranda Kerr in Numero Tokyo magazine, which sounds like a magical amalgamation of Latino flair and Japanese excess but really isn’t. (Celebs)

Brad Pitt brings “Killing Me Softly” to Cannes, which I assume is just the name of his version of Blue Steel. (Bitten & Bound)

Kelly Clarkson’s boyfriend is ruining her creativity. And her chances of not losing her legs to type II diabetes. (Hollywood Rag)

Tallulah Morton is topless in Elle France, but I didn’t check out the pics because she looks about 14. (G Celeb)

Taylor Swift camel toe. Don’t be jealous of the tastefulness and finery this job affords me. (Celeb Jihad)

Jennifer Garner’s short film “Serena” only features her from the neck up. (The Stir)

Plus-size model Candice Huffine looks just like VS model Adriana Lima plus forty extra pounds, but she’s naked, so I’m sure you’ll make do. (Skinny vs Curvy)

The trailer for Baz Luhrmann’s “Great Gatsby” looks exactly the way you’d expect a Baz Luhrmann Great Gatsby trailer to look. (Pajiba)

Because who doesn’t love a good photobomb or twenty? (COED Magazine)

Someone stole Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen’s duck pout and RuPaul’s eyebrows! (Caveman Circus)

Ha ha — Sean Penn cries during his Today Show interview. And then probably bitch slaps Ann Curry off camera for making eye contact while he wept. (Celebitchy)

Let’s all take a trip down Gisele Bundchen lane. (Use My Computer)