The National Enquirer broke a story earlier this week that former “Cosby Show” star Raven-Symoné is a lesbian and dating “America’s Next Top Model’s” AzMarie Livingston. Never one to back down from a fight (or a buffet), Raven took to Twitter to set the record straight. Kinda. She said (via MTV.com):

I’m living my PERSONAL life the way I’m happiest. I’m not one, in my 25 year career to disclose who I’m dating and I shall not start now. My sexual orientation is mine, and the person I’m datings to know. I’m not one for a public display of my life.

It is my right as a HUMAN BEing whether straight or gay. To tell or not to tell. As long as I’m not harming anyone. I am a light being made from love. And my career is the only thing I would like to put on display, not my personal life. Kisses!

Forget the whole lesbian thing — I’m still reeling from “I’m a light being made from love.” Are you fucking kidding me with that shit? You can’t say something like that and NOT expect a public outpouring of derision and contempt! It’s the same reason you don’t wear a fanny pack or tuck your pants into your socks. It’s an open invitation for an ass-kicking.