Rihanna was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, where she performed a stirring rendition of her musical masterpieces “Birthday Cake” and “Talk that Talk.” And by “performed” I mean “she slapped at her puss the whole time like it was swarming with fire ants and Japanese hornets.” But the real trick is coming up with a clever name for her new signature dance move so it will catch on. I myself like The Beaver Pelt or The Clam Slam, but I have yet to hear back from her people.
Rihanna and her visible nipple on the set of “Where Have You Been” (video after the jump):
The more gangsta’ Rhianna thinks she is, the less I like her…I vote for the “Snatch Slap”.
Why do people find this alien headed, pushed in nose fug attractive?