Rihanna “Disappointed” by Questions About Ashton Kutcher

Rihanna got all kinds of huffy in London today when a reporter dared to ask her an insightful and thought-provoking question during a promotional Q&A session for her new cinematic masterpiece “Battleship.” No, not “You do know this movie is just gonna end up in the five dollar bin at Wal-Mart, right?” — the reporter had the balls to ask about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher. The Huffington Post says:

Asks Sarah: “You’re so good with connecting with people, that I think that we actually feel we know you. Things are clearly going brilliantly in your career. I just wondered if you are as happy in your private life. Will we be seeing a certain Mr. Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?”

“Wow, how disappointing was that question,” Rihanna answers, shaking her head.

A moderator then leaps in to interject, but not before RiRi spits out: “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

Rihanna’s not the only one who’s disappointed here. I’m a little disappointed, too. I’m disappointed that someone thought it’d be a good idea to make a movie out of the board game “Battleship.” I guess Rihanna and I will just have to learn to pick up the pieces and somehow move on with our lives.

With co-star and SI swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker:

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