There are plenty of ways to ruin a good topless shot other than just covering up your tits. You could wear a stupid-looking fez, for instance. You could make sure the pic was low-res and grainy. You could hide the photo in a gay men’s magazine between an article about summer-weight cashmere and the best place to get a mani-pedi in Mykonos. Lucky for us, Rihanna already covered all her bases.
In the July issue of Esquire UK: