Personally, I wouldn’t have chosen to wear a corset and garter belt at a fashion show full of lingerie models, but then I don’t have a blindingly misguided sense of self-esteem. My parents had enough sense to teach me shame.

Watch a mash-up of Rihanna’s, Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars’ performances at the Victoria’s Secret Fasion Show after the jump. And then apologize to anyone within earshot.

Get a pearl necklace like Rihanna’s here from Gisele Isabella. I’m sure it creates the most interesting pattern on your throat when your boyfriend puts you in a chokehold.