Rihanna Photo Leaked to Press

Rihanna

TMZ obtained a photo yesterday of a woman with a fat lip and strangely devil-horn shaped bruises on either side of her forehead. They say it’s Rihanna but it’s really hard to tell, especially since her eyes are closed. But someone’s in trouuuuble….MSNBC reports,

Hours after the photo was posted, the Los Angeles Police Department launched an internal investigation and asked for the public’s help in finding the person who leaked it. A police news release said the image “has the appearance” of one taken during a domestic violence investigation, and classified its release as a case of serious misconduct.

I hope whoever leaked that photo in the police department got a lot of money that will tide them over for a long, long time. After they get found out they’ll probably face criminal charges and will have an awfully hard time finding a job!

I also hope that Chris Brown’s penis will shrivel up and fall off like a baby’s umbilical cord!

9 Reader Comments

  1. Captain_Insano

    The comments don’t seem to be working on the Bono post, so I’ll use this board to say that I don’t have the words to express how shitty U2′s music has been over the past 10 years.

  2. Oh come on, that’s not Rihanna! There is no way that could be her. And as already mentioned, the tattoo on the shoulder is the final prove. Chris Brown will pay some good money and that will be all of his punishment.

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