Rihanna River Island Double Jeans
I am NOT getting good vibrations from this outfit.
Rihanna River Island Collection
Because who doesn't look good in a neon yellow mock turtleneck belly shirt? It's a wardrobe staple!
Rihanna River Island Collection
But don't worry -- that mock turtleneck belly shirt also comes in an office-appropriate taupe.
Rihanna River Island Collection
Those boots could be Wicked Witch of the West's if she worked at a strip club.
Rihanna River Island
The perfect skirt if you want to blend in at Foot Locker.
Rihanna wore one of her own designs to the launch of her new clothing line Rihanna for River Island in London today. It’s called the double-top jean, and it will only cost you $150 and what’s left of your dignity, possibly a couple of teeth in the beating you’re likely to receive if you wear them anywhere other than a Funky Bunch reunion.
Check out the rest of the Rihanna for River Island collection in the gallery above.


