I know the stupid Teen Choice Awards were last night, but it’s too early and I’m too hungover to talk about that shit yet, so let’s just look at these nice pics of Rihanna in her Bob Marley swimsuit instead. I spent a good five minutes trying to figure out if she had four-inch-long labia or if that was just the folds of Bob’s collar in her crotch. If you stare at it long enough, you can kinda get lost in the moment where one becomes the other becomes the other again. It’s like Salvador Dali’s “Halluciongenic Toreador” if it were made out of camel toes.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures