Despite being about 10 years away from possibly crapping his pants, Robert De Niro has become a father again at the ripe old age of 68. Being around to see your child graduate high school is so overrated. The Daily Mail says:
The Oscar-winner and wife Grace Hightower De Niro, 56, welcomed their daughter through a surrogate mother, Entertainment Tonight reports.
The baby, whom they’ve named Helen Grace Hightower, weighed in at 7 pounds, 2 ounces.
They also have a 13-year-old son, Elliot.
De Niro has four other children – daughter Drena, 40, and son Raphael, 35, with former wife Diahnne Abbott, as well as 16-year-old twin sons Julian and Aaron, born via surrogate with ex-girlfriend Toukie Smith.
The couple have been been married for almost 14 years but are rarely photographed together, choosing to keep their relationship out of the spotlight.
So basically he’s old enough to be his child’s grandfather. Who cares if he’ll be dead before the kid reaches 30. There’s a reason that women go through menopause–it’s nature’s way of telling couples that it’s time to close up shop. Flipping nature the bird by using rent-a-womb isn’t the answer. Messing with the natural order of things rarely is a good thing. See Joan River’s face, Seth Brundel, and that drunken night with your cousin.
Sofia Vergara in a bikini in Mexico, because geriatrics don’t do it for me.