Twilight actor Robert Pattinson appeared on The Daily Show last night to give his first televised interview since girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s home-wrecking whoring undid the fragile bonds of “Robsten.” The Daily Mail says:
[Host Jon Stewart] jumped in with a tub of ice-cream, in a bid to mimic a girly gossiping session, saying: ‘We’re just a couple of gals talking.’
Trying to bring the chatter around to Kristen, Jon teased: ‘The last time I had a bad break-up, Ben & Jerry’s got me through the tough times, so I thought you and I could talk about things?’
Putting on a camp voice, he then joked: ‘Boy, you are better off without… so kick her to the curb!’
Robert couldn’t resist a giggle, but remained looking at his ice-cream before taking an awkward bite and looking up at Jon.
But the star of the vampire franchise then broke the ice, asking: ‘Was that an impression of yourself?’
To which Jon replied, ‘That was me at 17 through to 38.’ He continued: ‘When you are young and you break-up, it feels like the world is ending but this is the first time I have actually seen the world react that way. It’s insanity!’
Dammit, I wish I hadn’t watched this. Now I almost kinda like him. I think what really won me over was the phrase “prostate exam in a limo.” Sold and SOLD, my friends.