Despite her loud guffaws and incessant pawing, 40-year-old Cameron Diaz got shot down when she tried to work her magic on 26-year-old Robert Pattinson at Gucci’s Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles last week. Us Magazine says:

“She was pretty obvious,” says one of three witnesses who watched Diaz come on to the Twilight star, 26. “Cam was seated next to Rob at dinner. She was touching his arm, doing her big Cameron laugh at everything he said and trying really hard. He was polite, but not having it.”

Clearly he only has eyes for Kristen Stewart.

Shame on Cameron. She’s old enough to be his grandmother, probably. Her predatory sex drive must be a side effect from all that bull testosterone and human growth hormone.

Get Cameron’s look with this black-and-white graphic print dress from See By Chloé and the contents of a bovine scrotum.