Rosario Dawson Got Breast Implants

There was something different about 32-year-old Rosario Dawson at the 98th Annual White House Correspondents Association dinner this weekend, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Mostly because putting a finger on it would have violated the restraining order and ergo the terms of my probation, and God knows I can’t afford another strike. It’s not like I live in Los Angeles or have the last name “Lohan.” Radar Online’s plastic surgeon-on-tap Dr. Anthony Youn says:

“Comicon hottie Rosario Dawson appears to have grown super heroine-sized breasts. Her chest size looks like it’s gone from a B to a D, likely from a set of large breast implants…. if her surgery was recent, it’s possible her breasts will settle down a bit.”

Any doctor who prefaces his professional medical opinion with the words “Comicon hottie” deserves to be taken out back and flogged with his own medical degree. I just assume it’s printed on bamboo and held together with clay and twine and other equally valuable third-world-island commodities gathered near his alma mater.

7 Reader Comments

  1. Why would she, though? If anyone saw that one Brad Pitt movie, whatever the hell it was called, he breasts are real and quite spectacular!

    It’s not impossible that she’d get implants.

  2. David

    Are people really this stupid? Honestly? She had a D cup to begin with. Look at her TOPLESS scene in Alexander ffs.

    This is the work of a pushup bra lmao. You would think people realize the magical effect of pushup bras these days…

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