Until I saw these pictures of her in a bikini, I never noticed what a terrific figure Rumer Willis has on her, because I could never make it past the face. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised. In the same sort of way you’re pleasantly surprised when you accidentally drop a butterscotch on the floor at Pet Smart and there’s not any dog hair stuck to it when you pick it back up.

In Miami with boyfriend Jayson Blair in a Magnum-PI-inspired bikini that doesn’t do her body justice. She should have gone with something a little sexier, like this snake print bikini from See by Chloe. Novel, because it wasn’t what you were expecting.