Ryan Lochte is Drunk

Gold medalist Ryan Lochte staggered out of The Rose Club last night drooling all over some generic blond who I’m sure thinks her career as a model* is about to take off now that she’s gotten into an Olympic swimmer’s Speedos. If being a douche were an Olympic event, you can guarantee Ryan would take home the gold in that, too.

That chick is totally a slut, but if you like the look of her purse, here you go.

*dancer, actress, magician’s assistant

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News

2 Reader Comments

  1. anony

    Those girls are called “MAWs.”
    It stands for “model/actress/whatever.”
    Looking for free drugs and sex with guys who are either famous or very good looking, or, hopefully, both.

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