Gold medalist Ryan Lochte staggered out of The Rose Club last night drooling all over some generic blond who I’m sure thinks her career as a model* is about to take off now that she’s gotten into an Olympic swimmer’s Speedos. If being a douche were an Olympic event, you can guarantee Ryan would take home the gold in that, too.
That chick is totally a slut, but if you like the look of her purse, here you go.
*dancer, actress, magician’s assistant
PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News