
Gold medalist Ryan Lochte staggered out of The Rose Club last night drooling all over some generic blond who I’m sure thinks her career as a model* is about to take off now that she’s gotten into an Olympic swimmer’s Speedos. If being a douche were an Olympic event, you can guarantee Ryan would take home the gold in that, too.
That chick is totally a slut, but if you like the look of her purse, here you go.
*dancer, actress, magician’s assistant
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Those girls are called “MAWs.”
It stands for “model/actress/whatever.”
Looking for free drugs and sex with guys who are either famous or very good looking, or, hopefully, both.
Mr. Lochte sure isn’t keeping it classy! I’ve seen so many pics of this guy looking drunk. Way to represent the U.S.A.!