I don’t even know who this whore is or why she’s famous. She has no discernible talent whatsoever, unless you consider masturbating with Darth Vader a talent. For the record, the judges at the Miss Ricebelt Teen USA pageant sure don’t. Apparently people from Texas just don’t appreciate epic-space-opera-themed erotic finesse.
What breast implants and the self-esteem of a thirteen-year old girl with daddy issues can do: