I don’t even know who this whore is or why she’s famous. She has no discernible talent whatsoever, unless you consider masturbating with Darth Vader a talent. For the record, the judges at the Miss Ricebelt Teen USA pageant sure don’t. Apparently people from Texas just don’t appreciate epic-space-opera-themed erotic finesse.
What breast implants and the self-esteem of a thirteen-year old girl with daddy issues can do:
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
Well, the answer is right there in your photo: she’s hot and she’ll dress up as a nurse. As an aside, she’ll also let people eat sushi off her nude torso.
“What breast implants and the self-esteem of a thirteen-year old girl with daddy issues can do.”
Right on the money.
I also think that ol’ Pete Brady thinks that’s the best he’s gonna do…