Former “America’s Next Top Model” winner Adrianne Curry was reportedly groped by a drunk guy outside of a Star Wars convention over the weekend. See if you can guess what she was wearing. Hint: it wasn’t a Bib Fortuna costume! TMZ says:
Curry called police around 3:00 AM on Sunday to report the incident that allegedly went down in front of the hotel where the Star Wars expo was going down.
The officer who arrived claims he “came in contact with the male as he lay in the bushes at the entrance to the hotel.”
[A witness] said the suspect “attempted several times to fight several other people as they stood outside waiting to be picked up for the Star Wars convention.”
The man was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication.
Curry later Tweeted, “cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”
Of course she was pissed. The guy did it all wrong. You don’t just beeline straight for the puss like a damn Tusken Raider on a krayt dragon. You’re supposed to run your tongue over your lips and say, “Soon you will learn to appreciate me” in guttural Huttese and laugh menacingly. Fucking amateurs!
Because her entire career is bantha poodoo: