God love ‘em, the Germans just can’t do sexy no matter how hard they try. Christina Aguilera? Really? “Rückkehr eines Vamps” must be German for “Well, at least she doesn’t have a penis.” They should just stick to the stuff they’re good at, like imperial expansionist policies and punishing toilets.








As long as we’re bashing them, their food is shitty too.
Agreed..very bland
Christina forever
i love is christin (k)