S.S. Giorgio Armani’s Dong Sarong

Never mind that Giorgio Armani looks like a leatherback sea turtle with teats in a Golden Girls golfing cap — get a load of the Nantucket Nad Bucket he’s working with there. Jesus Christ. The worst part is, I’m not entirely sure that he’s plum-smuggling in a Speedo. It looks more like a soggy adult diaper held up with a bit of twine and the collective will of everyone on the beach.

In Spain yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

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