
Never mind that Giorgio Armani looks like a leatherback sea turtle with teats in a Golden Girls golfing cap — get a load of the Nantucket Nad Bucket he’s working with there. Jesus Christ. The worst part is, I’m not entirely sure that he’s plum-smuggling in a Speedo. It looks more like a soggy adult diaper held up with a bit of twine and the collective will of everyone on the beach.
In Spain yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin








How do you say “banana hammock” in Italian?