Recognize the ugly dude with the shiny T-zone above? It’s none other than Lady Gaga in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. I swear this isn’t a joke. The Daily Mail says:
Lady Gaga seems to have managed to pull another fashion surprise by posing as a man.
A series of photographs [taken by renowned photographer Nick Knight] show the singer dressed in suits with her normally platinum hair gelled up in a dark quiff.
[Gaga's regular stylist Nicola Formichetti] posted the images on her blog, but mysteriously lists the model’s name as ‘Jo Calderone.’
Perhaps the pictures are Gaga’s idea of poking fun at rumors that she is a hermaphrodite.
‘I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it,’ she said in a recent TV interview.
Dressing up like a man will definitely show all those haters just how wrong they are about her being a hermaphrodite. Like how painting my van to look like an ice cream truck and driving it to the playground and pretending I need help finding my lost puppy will show everybody how wrong they are about me. Who’s the creepy pervert now, jerks? Yeah, that’s what I thought!