S.S. Lady Gaga as a Man in Japanese Vogue

Recognize the ugly dude with the shiny T-zone above? It’s none other than Lady Gaga in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. I swear this isn’t a joke. The Daily Mail says:

Lady Gaga seems to have managed to pull another fashion surprise by posing as a man.

A series of photographs [taken by renowned photographer Nick Knight] show the singer dressed in suits with her normally platinum hair gelled up in a dark quiff.

[Gaga's regular stylist Nicola Formichetti] posted the images on her blog, but mysteriously lists the model’s name as ‘Jo Calderone.’

Perhaps the pictures are Gaga’s idea of poking fun at rumors that she is a hermaphrodite.

‘I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it,’ she said in a recent TV interview.

Dressing up like a man will definitely show all those haters just how wrong they are about her being a hermaphrodite. Like how painting my van to look like an ice cream truck and driving it to the playground and pretending I need help finding my lost puppy will show everybody how wrong they are about me. Who’s the creepy pervert now, jerks? Yeah, that’s what I thought!

11 Reader Comments

  1. T

    Kudos to her….. it must have been a lot of fun. She definitely has a schnoz on her. I love how “we” the common folk, are so ready to brand people as ugly. Seriously, stick your picture out there for the world to scrutinize, think you could pass the test? There is hollywood “ugly” and real life “ugly”, and I would hazard the guess most of us fall into the latter category.

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