S.S. Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo for Armani Underpants

The latest pic from Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani lingerie campaign came out today, just three days after soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo’s did. What? I don’t know. The tags said he was a “soccer stud.” I don’t know even know what that means, because I’m not foreign and I’m not gay. Best I can tell, “soccer stud” must be slang for “Jersey Shore spinoff ‘Jerk Me Sore: The Boys of Atlantic Shitty’s’ newest breakout star.” It’d just be nice if they’d put that on the photographs in the first place, you know?

7 Reader Comments

  1. RebelBoy

    To Me…Megan has the perfect body!
    This picture of her makes me hate FAT PEOPLE more than ever!
    Then….when you think about it….
    EVERYBODY HATES FAT PEOPLE!
    Fat people suck!

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