The latest pic from Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani lingerie campaign came out today, just three days after soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo’s did. What? I don’t know. The tags said he was a “soccer stud.” I don’t know even know what that means, because I’m not foreign and I’m not gay. Best I can tell, “soccer stud” must be slang for “Jersey Shore spinoff ‘Jerk Me Sore: The Boys of Atlantic Shitty’s’ newest breakout star.” It’d just be nice if they’d put that on the photographs in the first place, you know?