Holy shit. She really did it. After a series of on-again off-again engagements, Megan Fox has married “90210″ veteran Brian Austin Green. Star Magazine says:
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot late last week in Hawaii.
The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu on the big island of Hawaii.
“Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days,” [said a source]. “It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long. Megan and Brian are still there at the hotel… celebrating their honeymoon.”
Oh, I know all about “unplanned” and “spur of the moment.” It’s called “Jose Cuervo” and “a lifetime of regret.” Ask any one of my four baby daddies. They’ll tell you straight up.
Proof that she should have stopped with the Juvederm about four syringes ago: