It’s going to be a glorious day. How do I know? Well, thanks to my recent breakfast regimen of Colon Blow, I am finally regular after binging on Polish sausage and deep-fried Twinkies, I’ve been able to continue to steal bandwidth from my cardboard box house outside my neighbor’s house, and Salma Hayek’s boobs are as massively spectacular as ever. That, to me, dear friends, is a pretty damn good day.
Leaving Madeo’s in West Hollywood last night:
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
You took the easy way out–got pregnant by a billionaire–and you’re set for life. Who needs you anymore (unless you’re naked)?
Never thought I’d say this, but I’m kind of sick of seeing her tits on display.
^^^^^ either you’re a girl or a homo. No other explaination for such an absurd comment.
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