Sandra Bullock is now officially a single woman — her divorce from Jesse James was finalized last week in Texas. TMZ says:
Both Sandra and Jesse signed the final documents last week [and] filed [them] with the clerk’s office in Travis County, making the divorce final.
Sandra filed for divorce back on April 23, saying the marriage “has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities.”
And sources say the divorce clears the way for Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.
Well, I’ve learned from experience that finalizing a divorce doesn’t necessarily mean it’s over. Neither does a court order prohibiting you from coming within 500 feet of your ex. All I had to do was show up on his doorstep at four in the morning with a loaded 12-gauge and force him to look through our old photo albums at gun point. See how happy we were together? See? It can be like that again, I promise!