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Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins via Surrogate

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So much for those rumors of infidelity and gaynessSarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twins! Only someone else is gestating and delivering them, thanks to Matthew’s adult-onset vagina allergy and chronic jazz hand condition. People Magazine says

The Hollywood couple, who already have son James Wilkie, 6, announced they’re “happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate.”

Well, you know how that old saying goes — “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make a man have sex with it.” Congratulations to the happy couple!

The most unconvincing display of heterosexuality since that time your drama teacher had to fill in for the gym coach back in high school:

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