If you didn’t think Sarah Jessica Parker could look any more repulsive than she did last week, you’ve grossly underestimated her hideousness. And speaking of hideousness, if you’re wondering why it is you can see every vein and sinew in her arm in the above photo, it’s because she’s topping the scales at a whopping ninety pounds. The Daily Mail says
The 45-year-old’s usually toned arms [have been] replaced by sinewy arms and bulging veins.
Friends are claiming she has become ‘obsessed’ with dieting and gym, leading her to drop even more pounds. “It’s normal for her to be at the gym for two hours every day as well as going for five-mile runs,” [said one source]. “And she’s eating as leanly as humanly possible.”
The 5ft 3in star is said to have dropped from [105 lbs] to [91lbs], meaning she has a BMI of just 16.1. [The minimum healthy range is 18.5].
If I saw something like that coming at me down the street, you’d better believe I’d grab a tire iron and whale on it like I was pounding a fucking tent post into the ground. I wouldn’t quit laying into it until it stopped twitching, and even then, I’d still jab it the eye with a stick a few times to make sure it was really dead. You never know when a zombie might attack. Hit first, ask questions later — that’s always always been my motto. Unless you’re black or an attractive female taking a shower, in which every horror movie ever made says you’re totally fucked no matter what you do. Sorry, but those are the rules.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
She’d be skinnier than that if she was anorexic.
It looks like she spends a LOT of time working out, which can have a similar effect on you if you’re not eating much.
I think that’s being unfair to zombies. Everyone knows they love to chow down on people.
She is semi-anorexic (as well as Madonna) because both women seem to think they look good enough to parade their naked arms around. While the world looks at them with horror. Why don’t these women realise they look hideous?
Forgive me if this is too out of order
but she seriously looks like Freddie Kruger (nightmare on elm street) in this photo.
You people are disgusting talking about others like that.
I hate websites like these – surely you’re all low class trash who budget for cheesy magazines like People and OK just to feel good about your own slobby lifestyle.